BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 07

crossword answers
Clue Answer
'I LITERALLY CAN'T ___' EVEN
Existed toward death AGED
Enter silently, as a cat burglar STEALIN
Pretty much any 'My Little Pony' character, for example MARE
EARTH SHAKE SEISM
Syndrome for Tobias Fünke, which leads him to always wear denim cutoffs, even in the shower NEVERNUDE
'Therefore,' to a logical Latin lover ERGO
Poetry event for versus verses SLAM
____ Lad ('Simpsons' doughnut shop) LARD
Embarrassing swimsuit feature RIP
Watts electrifying in 'Mulholland Drive' NAOMI
'I'm ____ 5,000' ('Goodbye,' in car-brand-name-placement-y slang) AUDI
iPhone assistant who sometimes says the meaning of life is '42' SIRI
Joking comment made when two people are getting along really well NOWKISS
Bandleader of the Holograms in a 2015 movie flop based on an '80s TV show/toy line JEM
Actress Mendes who comforts Will Ferrell in 'The Other Guys' by singing 'Pimps Don't Cry' EVA
Etsy store owners, usually ARTISANS
____ and Link (YouTube 'Internetainers') RHETT
Caught (up) HUNG
Individual perspective abbr POV
Squad trained in mouth-to-mouth: Abbr EMTS
What some drug addicts and Tom Cruise's character in 'Top Gun' have for speed NEED
Sound from a fan that's rooting for you to stay cool! WHIR
With 32-Across, got dat paper MADE
Nos. on business cards EXTS
Muscle exercised by chin-ups and rowing LAT
Name for some drugstore salts EPSOM
SEE 12-DOWN MONEY
'Community' character with the catchphrase 'Cool. Coolcoolcool.' ABED
Guy In Your ___ (fictional Twitter account with gems like 'A Halloween story, but the only monster is mankind.') MFA
Like a trashy motel room... or a well-strewn garden? SEEDY
Like a teensy Irish puppy WEE
Reed used to make music and crosswords OBOE
Gathering around the Thanksgiving table, maybe KIN
Sight on the sheets at a motel room you probably want to get a refund on STAIN
A hamburger or kidnap victim Hearst, for example PATTY
'Despite this...' YET
Urban legends, say LORE
Creatures infesting the proverbial dancer's pants ANTS
Sources of stress for some high-schoolers (can confirm: they're like eight months away and I'm already freaking out) APTESTS
'Which of our two residences should we bang at?' YOURPLACEORMINE
Google ___ (app that's an alternative to Waze even though they're both owned by Google) MAPS
'Hopped off the plane at ___ / with my dream and a cardigan' (zeugma that begins Miley's 'Party in the USA') LAX
'Math puns are the first ____ of madness' (math pun) SINE
Bread I like to use to make a sort of makeshift taco with chicken tikka masala, basmati rice, and saag paneer NAAN
PUT DOWN A CARPET LAY
Subway entrance turner STILE
CHECKED OUT EYED
Hearing sites EARS
PLAIN VANILLA FLAT
Makes a knot not a knot UNTIES
Red and white sign that's always lit EXIT
Often-torn knee part, in sports ACL
Chrysalis inhabitants during metamorphosis PUPAS
The masses, to that one guy on the street shouting about conspiracy theories SHEEPLE
'You feel me?' SEEWHATIMEAN
Chop-chop (or... the last name responsible for the four one-word songs at the end of this puzzle's longest answers) SWIFT
BASIC BELIEF TENET
Structure called an aerie when built by an eagle NEST
Got in the Uber, say RODE
'Death Blow' rapper Kool Moe ___ DEE
ANNOYED MIFFED
Cartoon friend of Ed and Eddy referred to mostly as 'Double D' EDD
Hornet who said, 'I feel like Asians in general don't get the respect that we may deserve whether it comes to sports, basketball, or whatever it might be' JEREMYLIN
The bomb dot com ACES
PASS, AS A LAW ENACT
'Jewish sushi' LOX
Act ostentatiously, slangily FLOSS
BEFORE TODAY AGO
Super annoying PESKY
Big name in truffles, chocolate, and all-around scrumptiousness LINDT
Pictures that disappear when you start drinking LATTEART
Name of the giant chicken who Peter has epically long fights with in 'Family Guy' ERNIE
2012 South Korean dance craze attempted by David Cameron, Barack Obama, and a flash mob of 20,000 in Paris GANGNAMSTYLE
'Nancy Drew' author Carolyn KEENE
Have a wild night out PAINTTHETOWNRED