BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 16

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Church position that's pretty ambiguous but def has something to do with God DEACON
Daughter-in-law of 60-Down MARGE
Father-in-law of 31-Down ABE
It could roll one or two for you? DIE
Like fresh ingredients LOCAL
Like most pre-digital technologies, now OBSOLETE
Like November, monthwise ELEVENTH
Eisenberg who played Zuckerberg JESSE
Numbers cruncher at a corp CFO
On dead trees INPRINT
One tossing a coin in a fountain, probably WISHER
Drinks a craft beer, if you're doing it right. Am I doing it right? SIPS
Pronoun for Caitlyn Jenner SHE
Do a mother cat's job WEAN
Cookie with approximately 3,000 varieties, including Cotton Candy and Candy Corn OREOS
sent a msg telling u know who what u were going 2 do 2 them l8r omg! SEXTED
City on the U.S.-Mexico border ELPASO
She's a pig SOW
Snarfed down ATE
Halloween mask features, hopefully EYEHOLES
Suffix with South Sudan or just Sudan (and if there were a West Sudan it would work with that, too) ESE
Family written about by a Bronte, with 'the' EYRES
Tender ballad from The White Album IWILL
They're dropped and picked up on HINTS
FedEx alternative (and it's not UPS so don't put that in even though it's the right number of letters) DHL
Manufacturer of the Soul from Seoul KIA
'Disgusting!!!' EWW
Kunis of 'Jupiter Ascending' MILA
Boxer Muhammad or son-in-law of the prophet Muhammad ALI
Body spray with suggestive ads AXE
Bronte sister who didn't write about the Eyres ANNE
Author Tom demanding entry to your home? AWOLFEATTHEDOOR
Aunts buy them presents NIECES
AP math subject, often CALCULUS
Analyzed, as 'the numbers' RAN
Analingus site ASS
Alternativa a verduras CARNE
Prince Disick of the Kardashianverse SCOTT
Actress Panjabi of 'The Good Wife' ARCHIE
Actor Russell's quickest route from Sydney to L.A.? ASTHECROWEFLIES
'Solve a crossword puzzle, they ___...' SAID
'Kill Bill: ___. 2' VOL
'Exciting!' OOH
Wish (something) hadn't happened RUE
With 49-Across, farm equipment company founder John blinded by your car's high beams? DEEREINTHE
Woods who pioneered the 'bend and snap' technique of attracting the opposite sex ELLE
Word in many 'authentic' Twitter handles REAL
Word on either side of 'just' WOW
Words on the cake in 'Alice in Wonderland' (and 'Animal House') EATME
Wrestler Flair whose real last name is Fliehr RIC
See only the movies actor Ethan sees? WATCHLIKEAHAWKE
She played Pam on 'The Office' JENNA
'Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day' newspaper, with 'The' ONION
Biblical figure who becomes a part of the body if you move the first letter of his name to the end ENOS
'The Premature Burial' author POE
KATE OF 'HOUSE OF CARDS' MARA
HOMEBOY DAWG
Takes a couple hits TOKES
Airport checkers TSA
Camera company founded as Japan Optical Industries Co., Ltd NIKON
Refreshing coastal inhalation SEAAIR
Soccer superstar Thomas with five goals in both the 2010 and 2014 World Cups MULLER
'I doubt it' NAH
Be a gawker STARE
GAVE ENERGY TO FED
SEE 21-ACROSS HEADLIGHTS
SCHOOL OF THOUGHT ISM
BOOKSTORE SECTION HOWTO
MAKE HAPPY GLADDEN
GET RID OF SHED
Fussing ADO
OFF ASKEW
'Yee-___!' HAW
TALK ONLINE CHAT
POEM DIVISION CANTO
'Who am ___ judge?' ITO