BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 16

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Family written about by a Bronte, with 'the' EYRES
Eisenberg who played Zuckerberg JESSE
Do a mother cat's job WEAN
Daughter-in-law of 60-Down MARGE
City on the U.S.-Mexico border ELPASO
Bronte sister who didn't write about the Eyres ANNE
Father-in-law of 31-Down ABE
FedEx alternative (and it's not UPS so don't put that in even though it's the right number of letters) DHL
Drinks a craft beer, if you're doing it right. Am I doing it right? SIPS
Halloween mask features, hopefully EYEHOLES
It could roll one or two for you? DIE
Prince Disick of the Kardashianverse SCOTT
Cookie with approximately 3,000 varieties, including Cotton Candy and Candy Corn OREOS
Kunis of 'Jupiter Ascending' MILA
Like fresh ingredients LOCAL
KATE OF 'HOUSE OF CARDS' MARA
She played Pam on 'The Office' JENNA
POEM DIVISION CANTO
Like November, monthwise ELEVENTH
Numbers cruncher at a corp CFO
On dead trees INPRINT
One tossing a coin in a fountain, probably WISHER
Pronoun for Caitlyn Jenner SHE
Refreshing coastal inhalation SEAAIR
Wish (something) hadn't happened RUE
With 49-Across, farm equipment company founder John blinded by your car's high beams? DEEREINTHE
'Disgusting!!!' EWW
See only the movies actor Ethan sees? WATCHLIKEAHAWKE
Boxer Muhammad or son-in-law of the prophet Muhammad ALI
sent a msg telling u know who what u were going 2 do 2 them l8r omg! SEXTED
She's a pig SOW
Author Tom demanding entry to your home? AWOLFEATTHEDOOR
Aunts buy them presents NIECES
Snarfed down ATE
Analyzed, as 'the numbers' RAN
Soccer superstar Thomas with five goals in both the 2010 and 2014 World Cups MULLER
Alternativa a verduras CARNE
Suffix with South Sudan or just Sudan (and if there were a West Sudan it would work with that, too) ESE
Actress Panjabi of 'The Good Wife' ARCHIE
Actor Russell's quickest route from Sydney to L.A.? ASTHECROWEFLIES
Takes a couple hits TOKES
'Kill Bill: ___. 2' VOL
Tender ballad from The White Album IWILL
Church position that's pretty ambiguous but def has something to do with God DEACON
'Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day' newspaper, with 'The' ONION
Body spray with suggestive ads AXE
Manufacturer of the Soul from Seoul KIA
Woods who pioneered the 'bend and snap' technique of attracting the opposite sex ELLE
Word in many 'authentic' Twitter handles REAL
Biblical figure who becomes a part of the body if you move the first letter of his name to the end ENOS
Words on the cake in 'Alice in Wonderland' (and 'Animal House') EATME
Analingus site ASS
Airport checkers TSA
'Solve a crossword puzzle, they ___...' SAID
HOMEBOY DAWG
'The Premature Burial' author POE
'Exciting!' OOH
Camera company founded as Japan Optical Industries Co., Ltd NIKON
They're dropped and picked up on HINTS
AP math subject, often CALCULUS
Like most pre-digital technologies, now OBSOLETE
Word on either side of 'just' WOW
Wrestler Flair whose real last name is Fliehr RIC
MAKE HAPPY GLADDEN
TALK ONLINE CHAT
BOOKSTORE SECTION HOWTO
'I doubt it' NAH
GAVE ENERGY TO FED
GET RID OF SHED
Be a gawker STARE
Fussing ADO
OFF ASKEW
SCHOOL OF THOUGHT ISM
SEE 21-ACROSS HEADLIGHTS
'Yee-___!' HAW
'Who am ___ judge?' ITO