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crossword answers
Clue Answer
LIFELESS INERT
Yo La Tengo singer Ira KAPLAN
Place where every shot is on someone else OPENBAR
Tit relative WREN
It's not the Pb you want in a PB&J LEAD
ABBA song whose title translates to 'little girl,' not 'little banana company' CHIQUITITA
Ariana ___ (fake Starbucks order) GRANDE
Duran Duran album that features 'Hungry Like the Wolf' RIO
Italian plumber played by Oscar nominee Bob Hoskins MARIO
THIRD PILLAR OF ISLAM SUBJECT ALMS
MOLE, PERHAPS AGENT
Description for many eBay auction items ASIS
DROP IN THE OCEAN SINK
After she opened her box, all that was left inside was an online music streaming service... or something PANDORA
'Cop Killer' singer who's played a cop on TV since 2000 ICET
Taking an eye-juice bath INTEARS
First TV show (of three) to end its run at the top of the Nielsen ratings ILOVELUCY
DELIVERY WOMAN? MOM
Sign without using your name INITIAL
Antidepressant that had commercials featuring a bouncy blob ZOLOFT
Car where the 57-Down doesn't matter TESLA
DEALT WITH HANDLED
DRILL BIT? TENHUT
PLUS ASSET
Gelatinous dessert ingredient AGAR
asdfghjkl;'___ ENTER
___ Lovelace (early British computer scientist...fun fact: her dad was Lord Byron!) ADA
She played Poison Ivy to George's Batman UMA
It's hard to deny that it's changed CLIMATE
Typical court attire ANKLETS
'I ___ even' CANT
CAMP ACCESSORY FEATHERBOA
Super Bowl ___ (game that will be played in the year 3516, we assume) MDL
Invitation to go for a ride CLIMBIN
Maryland Stadium player, familiarly TERP
T. Rex, Queen, et. al GLAMBANDS
'No ___!' PROB
Element in the penultimate column of the periodic table HALOGEN
Place that probably has people playing pool and ping pong RECHALL
Comedian Daniel who attended Astronaut High School (but isn't an astronaut) TOSH
Make less 9-Down MOISTEN
Follower of Mardi or foie (it means 'fat') GRAS
Charge (up) REV
Company that makes both the Words With Friends board game and Scrabble... so you might say they have a Monopoly HASBRO
SECOND AMENDMENT SUBJECT ARMS
'Anti' dropper RIHANNA
CAR STAT MPG
Do the thing that makes the happy face on the people AMUSE
Rickman who played Professor Snape, who responds to 'After all this time?' with 'Always' :'( ALAN
Depressed and then some MISERABLE
Do the opposite of 38-Down DRY
Superhero/bug who'd shout, 'Up and at 'em!' ATOMANT
Pull a The Bear from 'The Revenant' MAUL
Old and you have probably never heard of it ARCHAIC
FIRST CHIPS ANTES
Nation whose name translates to 'warrior king' (how sick is that?) GHANA
Magic's partner, in the 'Kenan & Kel' theme song KAREEM
Link from Germany WURST
South American birds that look pretty ostrichish RHEAS
starwipe.com, e.g URL
Country of one of the translated languages in 'Lost in Translation' JAPAN
SQUADS TEAMS
Indian tribe that becomes a restaurant when you move its last letter to the beginning HOPI
Someone who ruins the surprise party, perhaps LATECOMER
Mushy masses GLOPS
Ariana ___ (Starbucks order that's not only fake, but doesn't make sense as a pun!) MOCHA
'Hey ___!' 'Don't call me that, Will! I'm the Joker, I told you.' 'OK, man.' JARED
Horrible comic strip character HAGAR
Airport monitor abbr ARR
Regimen that requires early meals? PALEODIET
Fictional dragon that's known to be the product of evolution CHARIZARD
Classic arcade game with an asterisk in its name / Character featured in the Adam Sandler bomb 'Pixels' QBERT