BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 04 13

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Rice-like pastas ORZOS
Fuckboy, e.g DBAG
Abbr. in an unbiased want ad EOE
Contacts someone in like the '90s PAGES
Berry certified by Jamba Juice as awesome ACAI
Made a joint purchase COOWNED
'Like that would ever happen!' as per Cher in 9-Down ASIF
A napkin with the name of a hotel and the indentations of a phone number on a notepad, etc LEADS
Iconic 1995 comedy that coined the phrase 17-Down (which is also hidden in 12- and 20-Across) CLUELESS
Stays on the couch for what turns into three years, say FREELOADS
Grammy-nominated 'Heart Attack' R&B singer TREYSONGZ
They're cast in movies as Fishing Tools RODS
Tool in a row OAR
'Provided that situation happens...' IFNEEDSBE
IN THE DISTANCE AFAR
I call it a multiple chair SOFA
Symbol of some marriages? DASH
Hatch and Cotton, for two: Abbr SENS
Somerhalder who plays bad-boy vampire Damon on 'The Vampire Diaries' IAN
Getter of me so excited and then scalder of my tongue, ruining the whole experience, often COCOA
Where your buds hang? EARS
Trump that may or may not have a face CARD
Procedure involving contouring, informally LIPO
Alternate arrangement of letters to 11-Down in a want ad.. EEO
Larb cooker, possibly LAO
Kicks for a pt FGS
'Anything, Princess Buttercup.' ASYOUWISH
Group of songs SET
Visually experienced SEEN