BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 10 03

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Ancient Greek god who banged his sister Aphrodite on the regs ARES
Ancient female oracle of Greece that inspired Professor Trelawney's first name in 'Harry Potter' SIBYL
Abbrev. after many British companies LTD
'X-Men' character who puts her boyfriend into a coma just by kissing him :'( ROGUE
'Too ___' REAL
'Like, duh!' OBVI
'It's a hard adjustment from college to the real world' subtext IMSAD
'If You're Reading This It's Too Late' Drake track featuring Lil Wayne USEDTO
'Well, every person you can know / And every place that you can go' according to 'Schoolhouse Rock' NOUN
'I thought you were someone ___' ELSE
Four-day music festival with a name that means 'the best on the streets' in New Orleans slang BONNAROO
Site of the smallest canal I can think of INNEREAR
Frequent Snoop cohort DRE
Go down on? DECREASE
Swarmer around Bruce Wayne BAT
The loser of a contest breaking the winner's trophy, say SPITE
Got into a sorority squat, say POSED
They happen before tugs in some sketchy massage parlors RUBS
Radiohead album that made me cry when I listened to it all the first time I smoked weed KIDA
Inscription on the top of cross INRI
Instrument from the 2010 World Cup and my nightmares VUVUZELA
Total man meat STUD
Tuna, on a sushi menu AHI
Use 'Find My iPhone,' say LOCATE
It may be busted in bed NUT
Key of Mozart's 'Piano Quartet No. 1' and Rihanna's 'Love the Way You Lie' GMINOR
HARM INJURE
Sitcom that was originally supposed to be a spin-off of 'The Office,' informally PARKSANDREC
Springtime flowers that yield saffron CROCI
Fly up high like the birds in the sky SOAR
Flustered comment by a late arriver IMHERE
Supreme Court justice who defended gay marriage by saying 'I can just assure you, if both the woman and the man are over the age of 55, there are not a lot of children coming out of that marriage.' KAGAN
The magical pathway to...well...your anus COLON
Thing I learned about in bio that I know has something to do with copying genetic things I think RNA
Tom Cruise climbing Burj Khalifa in 'Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol,' e.g STUNT
Doughnut-licking America-hater Grande ARIANA
Cause of some cramming TEST
Tooth tissue that's the hardest substance in the human body ENAMEL
'Girls' girl LENADUNHAM
Baller likeness of Our Lord JESUSPIECE
Fort filled with gold!!!! KNOX
Apparel usually worn over a button-up shirt and by Paul Rudd characters CREWNECKSWEATER
Football team with the mascot 'Sourdough Sam' who scares me, informally NINERS
Fancy-boy prep school attended by Mark Zuckerberg and U.S. President Franklin Pierce EXETER
Explanatory Latin phrase often seen in abbreviation IDEST
Every Marvel protagonist HERO
Leslie's best friend in 52-Across ANN
Ed who played Santa in 'Elf' ASNER
Like a selfie that strikes the perfect balance between embarrassing and still hot INSTAWORTHY
Captain of American literature who inspired Captain Hook AHAB
Bones, as your friend's mom DOES
STEPPED HEAVILY (ON) TROD
ONLY SOLE
Awards that are obviously kind of a joke since 'Modern Family' and the guy from 'The Big Bang Theory' win every goddamn year while 11-Down and 52-Across have never won once EMMYS
Market in the Middle East BAZAAR
Nick with a mugshot that makes him look like the Joker NOLTE
Aspect of my life I claim to maintain by running like once every five weeks HEALTH
Number you just read ONE
Pixar movie that had me trying a Scottish accent for the next year, even at an interview :/ BRAVE
Web series picked up by HBO about a weed bike deliveryman HIGHMAINTENANCE
Work two poles without getting a face full of snow SKI
REP ON THE STREET CRED
AT ALL ONEBIT
Like 'Four Brothers,' which I know because I snuck into it at age 12 RATEDR
Lil' WEE
Nickname for a young Darth Vader or Rachel McAdams' 'True Detective' character ANI
Ltr. containers ENVS
Sends an email to on the down low BCCS
Makeshift telephone receiver TINCAN
OLD ___ NAVY
ONE DIRECTION EAST
HUBBUB ADO