BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 10 12

crossword answers
Clue Answer
'Star-Lord: You hang out with a raccoon all the time, so you're...' POCAHONTAS
'Miss Piggy: You've fallen in love with a frog, so you're...' TIANA
'Katniss Everdeen: You're a pro with a bow and arrow, so you're...' MERIDA
Biblical garden that was literally perfect, ugh take me back EDEN
Contents of a computer...or a mind! MEMORY
'You get a car! And you get a car!' talk show goddess OPRAH
'The Office' character whose college a cappella group was called 'Here Comes Treble' ANDY
'Super Smash Bros.' character that can direct PK Thunder into his own body to propel himself forward NESS
'Ooh! Ooh! My turn!' LEMME
'Mrs. Doubtfire: You've cross-dressed out of love of your family, so you're...' MULAN
Cookie that can be twisted apart and licked OREO
Art ___ (style of the 1930s) DECO
Creature that arguably out-acted James Franco in a 2011 sci-fi movie APE
New ___ (sneaker brand)(or possible American city if there had been a city called Balance in England) BALANCE
Nickname for upcoming 'The Apprentice' boss Schwarzenegger ARNIE
Birthstone that's the state gem of Utah TOPAZ
Night, en español NOCHE
Vending machine container u mite crush on ur head after u finish it if ur strong enough haha SODACAN
NSYNC member Lance...or the voice part he sang :o BASS
Blows raspberries at JEERS
Company that makes users send those crazy FarmVille requests to all their friends, definitely wasn't actually me haha ZYNGA
Offline, online IRL
Tom Daley, Tom Hardy, Tom Felton, or Tom Riddle, for example BRIT
Tropical vacation destination, and I'm sitting on the beach with a mai tai and a good book and I'm... *falls asleep* ISLE
'Hermione Granger: You love a good book, so you're...' BELLE
World capital where Nico & Vinz are from (fun fact: they're Norwegian!) OSLO
Tourney won by Novak Djokovic in September 2015 USOPEN
Fail to recognize with a nomination, as for an awards show SNUB
Image of God...or title for Kelly Clarkson in 2002! IDOL
Types 'hey sup lol' to, say IMS
Vending machine competitor of Sprite SEVENUP
Justice who wrote of the court's 'interpretive jiggery-pokery' in his King v. Burwell dissent SCALIA
What some people who swear they aren't trolling want to do to Donald Trump ELECT
What the p means in a British 50p coin PENCE
Insurance giant that I thought went bankrupt but I guess we bailed them out lol: Abbr AIG
Word on a check that's no good anymore VOID
Helps, as the pain of, say, existence EASES
Words to Brutus from Julius Caesar ETTU
Do a DJ set, informally SPIN
Furniture that I feel like is different from a couch because it's comfier SOFA
[fingers in ears] 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!' LALALA
Make really, really happy ELATE
Distinctive stink...ctive ODOR
It plays a big role in most casts (OK, this clue is tricky for a Monday but I couldn't help myself :p) PLASTER
Hue of a horse when it has an even mix of white and pigmented hairs, kinda makes it look like it's fading out ROAN
French physicist who lent his last name to the unit of electric current AMPERE
Female protagonist of the only three 'Star Wars' movies that currently exist to my knowledge, and let's keep it that way LEIA
'Garfield: You know how to take a long nap, so you're...' AURORA
VEIN'S COUNTERPART ARTERY
NEED TO PAY OWE
'Anderson Cooper 360°' channel CNN
'Bridesmaids' director Paul FEIG
Spreads one's seeds SOWS
___ League (top flight of English soccer...ahem, I mean 'football' clubs) PREMIER
Macy Gray jam that begins, 'Games, changes and fears / When will they go from here? / When will they stop?' ITRY
Just smile and ___ (strategy while waiting for someone to stop mansplaining so you can smack them) NOD
___ Tech (notoriously janky college) ITT
Potential problem for Iron Man? RUST
Greek goddess of witchcraft often summoned by modern Wiccans cuz she worth it HECATE
God of Norse mythology who looks suspiciously like film actor Chris Hemsworth.. THOR
'Carmen Sandiego: You like being shown the world, so you're...' JASMINE
Prop for the Monopoly guy or a pimp CANE
Quiet times for unlucky toddlers and very lucky grown-ups NAPS
'Greg Brady: Your ability to deal with stepsisters knows no bounds, so you're...' CINDERELLA
'Heads, I win. ___, you lose!' (genius plan) TAILS
OK, I don't know how to clue this, but it's a pretty good grime song by Skepta featuring Jay Sean where he rhymes it with 'rush' LUSH
Organ that filters blood, and for that I will be forever grateful to it SPLEEN
Stadium where the Mets used to play SHEA
Place to sacrifice something to the gods or, apparently, Kelly Clarkson ALTAR
'Aquaman: You have the ability to breathe underwater, so you're...' ARIEL
Reason a pet could bring tears to your eyes? ALLERGY
Powerpuff Girl who wears a red bow BLOSSOM
Prefix for someone who's not pro-something ANTI
Prep for a selfie, in a way POSE
Ripped, actually though not in like a muscly way TORE
Sections of history ERAS
VENUS DE MILO'S LACK ARMS
Rock fracked for gas SHALE