BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 10 19

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Avenger who talks like a Shakespeare character THOR
Not on the team anymore, sorry bro CUT
'What ___ you been thinking?' HAD
Cry from someone who needs more morphine, maybe NURSE
MAKE A STATEMENT AVER
Thing often caught by Miley for every choice FLAK
'The ___ Juror' (tongue-twister of a fake movie title on '30 Rock') RURAL
Ending to fashion or fuck ABLE
Coastal formation that's home to dolphins and, who knows, maybe merpeople COVE
Hang out IRL MEET
'In your face!' SOTHERE
Like Cheerios, granola bars, and many other healthy things that taste to me like wood pulp OATEN
Merriment not necessarily between two dudes, but could be GAIETY
Not present to say 35-Down, perhaps LATE
'Only the ___ deal in absolutes' SITH
'That really sucks!' to a farmboy from like the '40s or '50s AWGEE
Type of liquor usually sold in 40s MALT
'What ___ you thinking?' WERE
Spoiler ___ (disclaimer before telling someone that Walt kills Jesse then himself in the last episode of 'Breaking Bad,' say) ALERT
Sports org. with so many pucks, can you believe it? Probably at least over 100 NHL
Crap tons ALOT
'And I don't want to talk about it anymore!' ENDOFSTORY
It's accrued a lot every year by college students across America (hint: not wisdom) DEBT
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER CLAP
ROLL CALL RESPONSE HERE
Lambos and the like AUTOS
Pattern used to blend in CAMO
Channel that runs films from the good old days when film was film and Orson Welles weighed under a metric ton TCM
Biblical figure known for constant drama with his twin brother Jacob ESAU
Fan of drugs or computers or both USER
Overseas establishment where a stately chap might fancy a game of snooker or wish they had won the Revolutionary War PUB
Medieval torture device where they slowly stretch you apart RACK
Zac of 'We Are Your Friends' embarrassment EFRON
Exam that Elle Woods gets a 179 (!!!) on LSAT
Hat for someone who is very pre-French-ious (a word I just made up) BERET
Session where an idea might strike like lightning! BRAINSTORM
Wildcat that Apple didn't name an operating system after, pretty mean, I know, but it's still cute OCELOT
Stealing the Declaration of Independence is an example of a terrible one IDEA
'___ Song' (Taylor Swift jam that doesn't sample a slamming screen door, sneaking out late, tapping on your window) OUR
Roll a dollar bill into a nose straw and suck some of that good good into your honker SNORT
Spoooooky Great Lake (if there was an extra E ha ha) ERIE
SCORED 100% ON ACED
Send out, as an odor EMIT
Biblical setting for 10 plagues, 80 pyramids, and one angry pharaoh! EGYPT
Act like a stalker or Thom Yorke of Radiohead CREEP
BUTT INTO RAM
Language I 'learned' for my bar mitzvah in the same way a dog learns to high-five HEBREW
Stop existing, as hopefully Macklemore's career CEASE
Stand-up comedy needs? FEET
FB profile fodder you fill in so the government knows ur a Pisces INFO
Superficially smooth GLIB
Instrument often used in a flashback...back...back...back... *camera pans up everything goes blurry* HARP
Expensive Canon SLR EOS
One of the only parts of your body it's totally cool to poke a metal pin through LOBE
Multinational Asian computer company named with the last four letters of a winged horse of myth ASUS
Pointer at stupid on an 'I'm With Stupid' shirt...nailed 'em ARROW
PROGRAM PROBLEM BUG
Dress code for Hogwarts students ROBES
Inaugurate, as with a bible SWEARIN
Cookie that I like best when it's stuft doubly and frozen and peanut butter OREO
Disease that under ten Americans have actually gotten, but *fear* spreads faster than any virus EBOLA
Attend, as a party GOTO
Island birthplace of Bruno Mars and that funky-fly style of his OAHU
BUZZ SOURCE GOSSIPWEBSITE
BUZZ SOURCE CELLPHONE
BUZZ SOURCE BUMBLEBEE
BUZZ SOURCE MORNINGCOFFEE
'Game of Thrones' character Jon, who knows nothing (or so I hear) SNOW
Word chanted at soccer matches OLE
Kind of wet in the morning DEWY
'The Dark Knight Rises' villain who wears a mask and talks like a vaudeville showman with a frog in his throat BANE
'And while we're on the subject...' ALSO
Eye surgery that would be awesome if the beams came out of your eyes instead of going into them :( LASIK
Count ___ (villain in a series by Lemony Snicket) OLAF
Cheesy breakfast order OMELET
Fish native to artificial ponds in office lobbies KOI
Comcast or AOL, for example: Abbr ISP
Broadcasts on TV at a time that doesn't matter because I probably won't watch it then AIRS