BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 07

crossword answers
Clue Answer
The bomb dot com ACES
The masses, to that one guy on the street shouting about conspiracy theories SHEEPLE
Urban legends, say LORE
Watts electrifying in 'Mulholland Drive' NAOMI
What some drug addicts and Tom Cruise's character in 'Top Gun' have for speed NEED
With 32-Across, got dat paper MADE
____ and Link (YouTube 'Internetainers') RHETT
____ Lad ('Simpsons' doughnut shop) LARD
Syndrome for Tobias Fünke, which leads him to always wear denim cutoffs, even in the shower NEVERNUDE
Super annoying PESKY
Structure called an aerie when built by an eagle NEST
'Despite this...' YET
'Hopped off the plane at ___ / with my dream and a cardigan' (zeugma that begins Miley's 'Party in the USA') LAX
'I LITERALLY CAN'T ___' EVEN
'I'm ____ 5,000' ('Goodbye,' in car-brand-name-placement-y slang) AUDI
'Jewish sushi' LOX
'Math puns are the first ____ of madness' (math pun) SINE
'Death Blow' rapper Kool Moe ___ DEE
'Community' character with the catchphrase 'Cool. Coolcoolcool.' ABED
'Nancy Drew' author Carolyn KEENE
'Therefore,' to a logical Latin lover ERGO
'Which of our two residences should we bang at?' YOURPLACEORMINE
'You feel me?' SEEWHATIMEAN
2012 South Korean dance craze attempted by David Cameron, Barack Obama, and a flash mob of 20,000 in Paris GANGNAMSTYLE
A hamburger or kidnap victim Hearst, for example PATTY
Act ostentatiously, slangily FLOSS
Actress Mendes who comforts Will Ferrell in 'The Other Guys' by singing 'Pimps Don't Cry' EVA
Bandleader of the Holograms in a 2015 movie flop based on an '80s TV show/toy line JEM
Big name in truffles, chocolate, and all-around scrumptiousness LINDT
Bread I like to use to make a sort of makeshift taco with chicken tikka masala, basmati rice, and saag paneer NAAN
Cartoon friend of Ed and Eddy referred to mostly as 'Double D' EDD
Caught (up) HUNG
Chop-chop (or... the last name responsible for the four one-word songs at the end of this puzzle's longest answers) SWIFT
Chrysalis inhabitants during metamorphosis PUPAS
Creatures infesting the proverbial dancer's pants ANTS
Individual perspective abbr POV
Joking comment made when two people are getting along really well NOWKISS
Like a teensy Irish puppy WEE
Like a trashy motel room... or a well-strewn garden? SEEDY
Makes a knot not a knot UNTIES
Muscle exercised by chin-ups and rowing LAT
Name for some drugstore salts EPSOM
Name of the giant chicken who Peter has epically long fights with in 'Family Guy' ERNIE
Often-torn knee part, in sports ACL
Pictures that disappear when you start drinking LATTEART
Poetry event for versus verses SLAM
Pretty much any 'My Little Pony' character, for example MARE
Red and white sign that's always lit EXIT
Reed used to make music and crosswords OBOE
Sight on the sheets at a motel room you probably want to get a refund on STAIN
Sound from a fan that's rooting for you to stay cool! WHIR
BEFORE TODAY AGO
EARTH SHAKE SEISM
PASS, AS A LAW ENACT
BASIC BELIEF TENET
PUT DOWN A CARPET LAY
CHECKED OUT EYED
PLAIN VANILLA FLAT
ANNOYED MIFFED
SEE 12-DOWN MONEY
Nos. on business cards EXTS
Sources of stress for some high-schoolers (can confirm: they're like eight months away and I'm already freaking out) APTESTS
Squad trained in mouth-to-mouth: Abbr EMTS
Subway entrance turner STILE
Embarrassing swimsuit feature RIP
Enter silently, as a cat burglar STEALIN
Etsy store owners, usually ARTISANS
Existed toward death AGED
Gathering around the Thanksgiving table, maybe KIN
Google ___ (app that's an alternative to Waze even though they're both owned by Google) MAPS
Got in the Uber, say RODE
Guy In Your ___ (fictional Twitter account with gems like 'A Halloween story, but the only monster is mankind.') MFA
Have a wild night out PAINTTHETOWNRED
Hearing sites EARS
Hornet who said, 'I feel like Asians in general don't get the respect that we may deserve whether it comes to sports, basketball, or whatever it might be' JEREMYLIN
iPhone assistant who sometimes says the meaning of life is '42' SIRI