BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 16

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Do a mother cat's job WEAN
'Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day' newspaper, with 'The' ONION
They're dropped and picked up on HINTS
sent a msg telling u know who what u were going 2 do 2 them l8r omg! SEXTED
Aunts buy them presents NIECES
MAKE HAPPY GLADDEN
Numbers cruncher at a corp CFO
Wrestler Flair whose real last name is Fliehr RIC
Biblical figure who becomes a part of the body if you move the first letter of his name to the end ENOS
Word on either side of 'just' WOW
Father-in-law of 31-Down ABE
One tossing a coin in a fountain, probably WISHER
Eisenberg who played Zuckerberg JESSE
Woods who pioneered the 'bend and snap' technique of attracting the opposite sex ELLE
BOOKSTORE SECTION HOWTO
TALK ONLINE CHAT
Prince Disick of the Kardashianverse SCOTT
HOMEBOY DAWG
'I doubt it' NAH
'The Premature Burial' author POE
Author Tom demanding entry to your home? AWOLFEATTHEDOOR
Tender ballad from The White Album IWILL
FedEx alternative (and it's not UPS so don't put that in even though it's the right number of letters) DHL
SEE 21-ACROSS HEADLIGHTS
Takes a couple hits TOKES
'Yee-___!' HAW
Fussing ADO
AP math subject, often CALCULUS
Body spray with suggestive ads AXE
'Disgusting!!!' EWW
Be a gawker STARE
Like most pre-digital technologies, now OBSOLETE
'Solve a crossword puzzle, they ___...' SAID
Daughter-in-law of 60-Down MARGE
Manufacturer of the Soul from Seoul KIA
'Exciting!' OOH
Drinks a craft beer, if you're doing it right. Am I doing it right? SIPS
POEM DIVISION CANTO
GAVE ENERGY TO FED
Analingus site ASS
Bronte sister who didn't write about the Eyres ANNE
Snarfed down ATE
Words on the cake in 'Alice in Wonderland' (and 'Animal House') EATME
'Who am ___ judge?' ITO
Suffix with South Sudan or just Sudan (and if there were a West Sudan it would work with that, too) ESE
On dead trees INPRINT
It could roll one or two for you? DIE
Camera company founded as Japan Optical Industries Co., Ltd NIKON
Pronoun for Caitlyn Jenner SHE
Church position that's pretty ambiguous but def has something to do with God DEACON
She's a pig SOW
She played Pam on 'The Office' JENNA
Word in many 'authentic' Twitter handles REAL
Like November, monthwise ELEVENTH
'Kill Bill: ___. 2' VOL
Alternativa a verduras CARNE
Halloween mask features, hopefully EYEHOLES
Airport checkers TSA
Boxer Muhammad or son-in-law of the prophet Muhammad ALI
Like fresh ingredients LOCAL
SCHOOL OF THOUGHT ISM
With 49-Across, farm equipment company founder John blinded by your car's high beams? DEEREINTHE
Wish (something) hadn't happened RUE
KATE OF 'HOUSE OF CARDS' MARA
Cookie with approximately 3,000 varieties, including Cotton Candy and Candy Corn OREOS
GET RID OF SHED
OFF ASKEW
Analyzed, as 'the numbers' RAN
City on the U.S.-Mexico border ELPASO
Refreshing coastal inhalation SEAAIR
Kunis of 'Jupiter Ascending' MILA
See only the movies actor Ethan sees? WATCHLIKEAHAWKE
Soccer superstar Thomas with five goals in both the 2010 and 2014 World Cups MULLER
Family written about by a Bronte, with 'the' EYRES
Actor Russell's quickest route from Sydney to L.A.? ASTHECROWEFLIES
Actress Panjabi of 'The Good Wife' ARCHIE