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crossword answers
Clue Answer
'Hey ___!' 'Don't call me that, Will! I'm the Joker, I told you.' 'OK, man.' JARED
Horrible comic strip character HAGAR
'I ___ even' CANT
Indian tribe that becomes a restaurant when you move its last letter to the beginning HOPI
Italian plumber played by Oscar nominee Bob Hoskins MARIO
It's not the Pb you want in a PB&J LEAD
Link from Germany WURST
Magic's partner, in the 'Kenan & Kel' theme song KAREEM
Maryland Stadium player, familiarly TERP
Make less 9-Down MOISTEN
LIFELESS INERT
THIRD PILLAR OF ISLAM SUBJECT ALMS
DEALT WITH HANDLED
Charge (up) REV
Company that makes both the Words With Friends board game and Scrabble... so you might say they have a Monopoly HASBRO
'Cop Killer' singer who's played a cop on TV since 2000 ICET
Do the thing that makes the happy face on the people AMUSE
Description for many eBay auction items ASIS
Duran Duran album that features 'Hungry Like the Wolf' RIO
First TV show (of three) to end its run at the top of the Nielsen ratings ILOVELUCY
Fictional dragon that's known to be the product of evolution CHARIZARD
Follower of Mardi or foie (it means 'fat') GRAS
Element in the penultimate column of the periodic table HALOGEN
Do the opposite of 38-Down DRY
Classic arcade game with an asterisk in its name / Character featured in the Adam Sandler bomb 'Pixels' QBERT
ABBA song whose title translates to 'little girl,' not 'little banana company' CHIQUITITA
Airport monitor abbr ARR
Antidepressant that had commercials featuring a bouncy blob ZOLOFT
'Anti' dropper RIHANNA
Ariana ___ (fake Starbucks order) GRANDE
Car where the 57-Down doesn't matter TESLA
Ariana ___ (Starbucks order that's not only fake, but doesn't make sense as a pun!) MOCHA
After she opened her box, all that was left inside was an online music streaming service... or something PANDORA
___ Lovelace (early British computer scientist...fun fact: her dad was Lord Byron!) ADA
MOLE, PERHAPS AGENT
SECOND AMENDMENT SUBJECT ARMS
SQUADS TEAMS
Mushy masses GLOPS
Nation whose name translates to 'warrior king' (how sick is that?) GHANA
'No ___!' PROB
Old and you have probably never heard of it ARCHAIC
Place where every shot is on someone else OPENBAR
Place that probably has people playing pool and ping pong RECHALL
Pull a The Bear from 'The Revenant' MAUL
asdfghjkl;'___ ENTER
Regimen that requires early meals? PALEODIET
CAMP ACCESSORY FEATHERBOA
DROP IN THE OCEAN SINK
PLUS ASSET
CAR STAT MPG
FIRST CHIPS ANTES
She played Poison Ivy to George's Batman UMA
Someone who ruins the surprise party, perhaps LATECOMER
South American birds that look pretty ostrichish RHEAS
starwipe.com, e.g URL
T. Rex, Queen, et. al GLAMBANDS
Tit relative WREN
DELIVERY WOMAN? MOM
Taking an eye-juice bath INTEARS
Superhero/bug who'd shout, 'Up and at 'em!' ATOMANT
Yo La Tengo singer Ira KAPLAN
Comedian Daniel who attended Astronaut High School (but isn't an astronaut) TOSH
Country of one of the translated languages in 'Lost in Translation' JAPAN
Depressed and then some MISERABLE
Gelatinous dessert ingredient AGAR
Invitation to go for a ride CLIMBIN
It's hard to deny that it's changed CLIMATE
Rickman who played Professor Snape, who responds to 'After all this time?' with 'Always' :'( ALAN
Super Bowl ___ (game that will be played in the year 3516, we assume) MDL
Sign without using your name INITIAL
Typical court attire ANKLETS
DRILL BIT? TENHUT