BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 03 07

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Texas city that's about to be ruined by hipsters because nothing is safe anymore AUSTIN
Sent some pointless message like 'sup' to some douche on your Buddy List IMED
One stupid degree below bi- UNI
Lioness Simba ends up with, although it doesn't matter because it's a fake animated movie. None of it happened NALA
Transgression against God that I'll commit if I goddamn well want to SIN
Like something no one can deny, like 5-Down, for example UNDOUBTED
Slang for weed smoked by people who are fake and dumb or a prefix that's the opposite of ecto- ENDO
Answer for lames who are too scared to commit to yes or no MAYBE
This freaking asshole looks to the camera snarkily in every freaking 'Office' episode like 'WTF is going on?!' Just quit your dumb job dude JIM
Morons named after moron Coulter ANNS
Things like film and painting people waste their time on because no one's going to care ARTS
Block up, as one's feelings of sadness DAM
This freak was the lead singer of that dumb glam band T. Rex like anyone gave a shit about 'Bang a Gong (Get It On)' BOLAN
Precursor to the NBA that ended because it was so dumb ABA
Vessel that dildo Noah used to save all the animals and shit even though literally no one asked him to and a flood might have been good for the world ARK
Category, if you're fancy and think you're better than everyone ILK
A freaking eternity, like how long it's taking you to finish this puzzle EON
These tiny onions are delicious I can't even hate them LEEK
What you do to a piece of paper to show how much you hate it CUT
'Let's just not talk about it because you would never understand my feelings' DONTASK
Stupid internet misspelling of the easiest freaking word in the English language TEH
'Love is ___ around us' (lie) ALL
My message to everything and everyone BURNINHELL
My message to everything and everyone NOONECARES
My message to everything and everyone FUCKYOU
Oh man this is like the worst type of tree ever. The bark is terrible and it's too tall ELM
Trip you might take to 'find the truth' but that will probably just end up making you even more annoying LSD
Secret agent James who has been in like 50 movies, give it a rest, Hollywood, are you that starved for originality? Here's one, it's called 'The Desk Eater' and it's about a guy who eats desks BOND
People who all they care about is sports which are meaningless because our bodies are ephemeral and will abandon us too in the end JOCKS
Company that does something called 'securitizing mortgages' aka ripping everyone off because that's the way the world works FANNIEMAE