BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 03 23

crossword answers
Clue Answer
TURN ON THE WATERWORKS SOB
OWN (UP) FESS
EACH PER
Like either option in 'Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?' SCARY
Like punched-up dialogue SNAPPY
Lowest score on the Hilton Scale ONE
Party that might include a pig roast and kukui nut necklaces LUAU
Prefix with -verse or -tard UNI
'American ___' (2014 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) SNIPER
'American ___' (2000 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) PSYCHO
'American ___' (1999 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) BEAUTY
She played the House Bunny in 'The House Bunny' ANNAFARIS
Used one's ass SAT
Plant often used to represent families TREE
Molecule with charge ION
I just found out his No. 1 album 'x' is supposed to be read as 'multiple.' Talk about thinking out loud!!!! EDSHEERAN
He played the knocker-up in 'Knocked Up' SETH
69 Lois ___ (narrow road where it would be hilarious if Superman grew up) LANE
Food often used to represent percentages PIE
'FML,' in older times ALAS
Hair parts that might be split ENDS
Going to birth DUE
Took a SoulCycle class, say SPUN
Give someone a book that they'll 'give back to you when they're done reading,' as I did with 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' over three years ago LEND
Get some gamete-on-gamete action MATE
'American ___' (2013 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) HUSTLE
Anywhere between an 8 and a 10 on the Paris Hilton Scale of Superficiality HOT
Trains around the Loop ELS
Conspiracy-y org. that I believe framed Roger Rabbit CIA
U.S. state where Yale and Wesleyan are CONN
Bird that I'm just crazy for!!! LOON
Works with a part? ACTS
'I hate most other races and also ___' (possible excerpt from Donald Trump's inner monologue) MYSELF
Goal in some drilling OIL
De-eggs SPAYS
Brownies ___ mode (fudgy-ass Haagen-Dazs flavor) ALA
Beloved 'Beloved' author Morrison TONI
ATM charges, because of course you have to pay some of your own money to access some of your own money FEES
Wrestler John who in 'Trainwreck' said 'I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg!!' CENA
'Yerpaderp!' UHHUH
He 'drops the ancient manifested hip-hop, straight off the block' on 'Memory Lane (Sittin' in da Park)' NAS
Day of the wk. on which the club is going up TUE