BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 03 23

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Like either option in 'Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?' SCARY
Wrestler John who in 'Trainwreck' said 'I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg!!' CENA
'FML,' in older times ALAS
Get some gamete-on-gamete action MATE
Used one's ass SAT
69 Lois ___ (narrow road where it would be hilarious if Superman grew up) LANE
He 'drops the ancient manifested hip-hop, straight off the block' on 'Memory Lane (Sittin' in da Park)' NAS
Took a SoulCycle class, say SPUN
Bird that I'm just crazy for!!! LOON
Trains around the Loop ELS
I just found out his No. 1 album 'x' is supposed to be read as 'multiple.' Talk about thinking out loud!!!! EDSHEERAN
Conspiracy-y org. that I believe framed Roger Rabbit CIA
Molecule with charge ION
'American ___' (2013 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) HUSTLE
EACH PER
Hair parts that might be split ENDS
'American ___' (1999 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) BEAUTY
Day of the wk. on which the club is going up TUE
Anywhere between an 8 and a 10 on the Paris Hilton Scale of Superficiality HOT
Give someone a book that they'll 'give back to you when they're done reading,' as I did with 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' over three years ago LEND
OWN (UP) FESS
'American ___' (2014 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) SNIPER
Party that might include a pig roast and kukui nut necklaces LUAU
TURN ON THE WATERWORKS SOB
U.S. state where Yale and Wesleyan are CONN
Going to birth DUE
Prefix with -verse or -tard UNI
ATM charges, because of course you have to pay some of your own money to access some of your own money FEES
De-eggs SPAYS
Beloved 'Beloved' author Morrison TONI
Like punched-up dialogue SNAPPY
Food often used to represent percentages PIE
'Yerpaderp!' UHHUH
Lowest score on the Hilton Scale ONE
She played the House Bunny in 'The House Bunny' ANNAFARIS
'I hate most other races and also ___' (possible excerpt from Donald Trump's inner monologue) MYSELF
Works with a part? ACTS
'American ___' (2000 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) PSYCHO
Brownies ___ mode (fudgy-ass Haagen-Dazs flavor) ALA
Plant often used to represent families TREE
Goal in some drilling OIL
He played the knocker-up in 'Knocked Up' SETH