BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 03 23

crossword answers
Clue Answer
OWN (UP) FESS
'American ___' (2000 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) PSYCHO
'American ___' (2014 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) SNIPER
'FML,' in older times ALAS
'I hate most other races and also ___' (possible excerpt from Donald Trump's inner monologue) MYSELF
I just found out his No. 1 album 'x' is supposed to be read as 'multiple.' Talk about thinking out loud!!!! EDSHEERAN
Like punched-up dialogue SNAPPY
Lowest score on the Hilton Scale ONE
Party that might include a pig roast and kukui nut necklaces LUAU
Plant often used to represent families TREE
Took a SoulCycle class, say SPUN
Trains around the Loop ELS
U.S. state where Yale and Wesleyan are CONN
Used one's ass SAT
Works with a part? ACTS
69 Lois ___ (narrow road where it would be hilarious if Superman grew up) LANE
Food often used to represent percentages PIE
He 'drops the ancient manifested hip-hop, straight off the block' on 'Memory Lane (Sittin' in da Park)' NAS
Hair parts that might be split ENDS
Going to birth DUE
Goal in some drilling OIL
Give someone a book that they'll 'give back to you when they're done reading,' as I did with 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' over three years ago LEND
Get some gamete-on-gamete action MATE
De-eggs SPAYS
Anywhere between an 8 and a 10 on the Paris Hilton Scale of Superficiality HOT
Day of the wk. on which the club is going up TUE
Conspiracy-y org. that I believe framed Roger Rabbit CIA
Brownies ___ mode (fudgy-ass Haagen-Dazs flavor) ALA
Bird that I'm just crazy for!!! LOON
Beloved 'Beloved' author Morrison TONI
ATM charges, because of course you have to pay some of your own money to access some of your own money FEES
EACH PER
TURN ON THE WATERWORKS SOB
Wrestler John who in 'Trainwreck' said 'I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg!!' CENA
She played the House Bunny in 'The House Bunny' ANNAFARIS
Prefix with -verse or -tard UNI
Molecule with charge ION
Like either option in 'Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?' SCARY
He played the knocker-up in 'Knocked Up' SETH
'Yerpaderp!' UHHUH
'American ___' (2013 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) HUSTLE
'American ___' (1999 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) BEAUTY