BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 03 23

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Lowest score on the Hilton Scale ONE
De-eggs SPAYS
Food often used to represent percentages PIE
Works with a part? ACTS
'I hate most other races and also ___' (possible excerpt from Donald Trump's inner monologue) MYSELF
Like punched-up dialogue SNAPPY
'Yerpaderp!' UHHUH
Goal in some drilling OIL
He played the knocker-up in 'Knocked Up' SETH
Beloved 'Beloved' author Morrison TONI
Plant often used to represent families TREE
Brownies ___ mode (fudgy-ass Haagen-Dazs flavor) ALA
'American ___' (2000 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) PSYCHO
ATM charges, because of course you have to pay some of your own money to access some of your own money FEES
Prefix with -verse or -tard UNI
Going to birth DUE
U.S. state where Yale and Wesleyan are CONN
TURN ON THE WATERWORKS SOB
She played the House Bunny in 'The House Bunny' ANNAFARIS
Bird that I'm just crazy for!!! LOON
Took a SoulCycle class, say SPUN
He 'drops the ancient manifested hip-hop, straight off the block' on 'Memory Lane (Sittin' in da Park)' NAS
69 Lois ___ (narrow road where it would be hilarious if Superman grew up) LANE
Day of the wk. on which the club is going up TUE
'American ___' (2014 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) SNIPER
Anywhere between an 8 and a 10 on the Paris Hilton Scale of Superficiality HOT
OWN (UP) FESS
Party that might include a pig roast and kukui nut necklaces LUAU
Give someone a book that they'll 'give back to you when they're done reading,' as I did with 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' over three years ago LEND
'American ___' (1999 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) BEAUTY
Hair parts that might be split ENDS
EACH PER
'American ___' (2013 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) HUSTLE
Molecule with charge ION
Conspiracy-y org. that I believe framed Roger Rabbit CIA
I just found out his No. 1 album 'x' is supposed to be read as 'multiple.' Talk about thinking out loud!!!! EDSHEERAN
Trains around the Loop ELS
Get some gamete-on-gamete action MATE
'FML,' in older times ALAS
Like either option in 'Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?' SCARY
Used one's ass SAT
Wrestler John who in 'Trainwreck' said 'I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg!!' CENA