BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 04 13

crossword answers
Clue Answer
IN THE DISTANCE AFAR
A napkin with the name of a hotel and the indentations of a phone number on a notepad, etc LEADS
Symbol of some marriages? DASH
They're cast in movies as Fishing Tools RODS
Tool in a row OAR
Alternate arrangement of letters to 11-Down in a want ad.. EEO
'Like that would ever happen!' as per Cher in 9-Down ASIF
Stays on the couch for what turns into three years, say FREELOADS
Contacts someone in like the '90s PAGES
Berry certified by Jamba Juice as awesome ACAI
Larb cooker, possibly LAO
Abbr. in an unbiased want ad EOE
'Anything, Princess Buttercup.' ASYOUWISH
Where your buds hang? EARS
Visually experienced SEEN
Group of songs SET
Grammy-nominated 'Heart Attack' R&B singer TREYSONGZ
Trump that may or may not have a face CARD
Somerhalder who plays bad-boy vampire Damon on 'The Vampire Diaries' IAN
Rice-like pastas ORZOS
Procedure involving contouring, informally LIPO
Made a joint purchase COOWNED
Kicks for a pt FGS
Iconic 1995 comedy that coined the phrase 17-Down (which is also hidden in 12- and 20-Across) CLUELESS
I call it a multiple chair SOFA
Hatch and Cotton, for two: Abbr SENS
Getter of me so excited and then scalder of my tongue, ruining the whole experience, often COCOA
Fuckboy, e.g DBAG
'Provided that situation happens...' IFNEEDSBE